Greetings O Booker of Talks!

Thanks for looking.

Beast and the Beast! My sportsfishing captain for three fishy winters catching whoppers in the sun…and being paid hansomely for it! Florida Keys.

“Going to a Hektor Krome lecture is like waking up on Christmas morning!”

Phillip Bell, Port Regis

Until the Pandemic, since 1995 I’d been giving many powerpoint talks a year at Senior, (Gap Year, Geography, and General Studies), and Junior schools all over the country. Indeed, you may be one of those, booking now, who’ll remember my maad talks of yesteryear as a pupil at your previous school. I’ve dozens of ripping testimonials from staff and audiences alike, even one from Michael Gove suggesting “…his stunningly illustrated and highly motivating talks should be part of the National Curriculum”, (I hope that doesn’t put you off!) Having recovered from 2 broken legs (motorcycle), long Covid, and Shingles, it’s time to get the show on the road and blow up the unsuspecting punters again!

4 stunningly illustrated extravagant talks to choose from:

Don’t shoot I’m English!

India another planet?

Your World for chips

Your Pals in other lands

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